Dear Ms. Jolie,
Ok, I get it. You love poor, foreign babies. You think you can save the world. You have a smokin’ hot hubby. Every person on the face of the earth wants to sleep with you.
So, could you please JUST STOP and eat a damn cheeseburger?
And don’t think for one moment that just because you are single handedly saving every third world nation on the globe, that no one remembers that you are a man stealing skank.
Ernie-bot
PS. We also remember you making out with your brother. All the third world children in the world can’t make us forget that.