Dear Oxygen Network,
For being a “womens” network, you do a damn good job of making us all look absolutely ridiculous!
My major complaint is with the “Bad Girls Club.” If you wanted to perpetuate the stereotype that women are all crazy and do nothing but fight with each other, you have succeeded. Why is this entertainment? I am a woman and I’ve NEVER fought with another woman the way these crazypsychobitches do. It’s embarrassing.
Oh, and thank you for airing marathons sessions of your show “Snapped.” This is what I can only assume is the sequel to shows like the “Bad Girls Club.” Crazypsychobitches that wind up killing their husbands. Nice.
I only tune in to watch Rosanne reruns on days like today, when I am sick and groggy and taking a day off of work to get better. I always seem to fall asleep with the sound of canned laughter and wind up waking up to over dramatic Law-and-Order-esque music and voice overs about some womens ill-fated attempt to disguise her husbands murder as self defense. Or else I wake up to the sounds of screaming women and beeping noises censoring out every other word coming from their fat faces.
I hate you for making us all look like a bunch of fucking nutcases.
ErnieBot
