Dear Mike and Juliet,
Your show is so, so awful. I don’t want to be crass, but honestly….you show sucks. The chemistry between you two is awful, your production is awful, your format is repulsive, I generally just HATE your show.
Why do you shove 40 segments into a one hour show? You talk about each topic for a span of three minutes before cutting to yet another commercial break, you can never segue out of a segment smoothly, and you repeat questions that the other flake brain asked two minutes prior. You wait until last minute to talk to whichever celebrity guest you have on to promote their newest project, only you give them mere minutes to talk. Meanwhile you’re talking over each other and creating a general cluster fuck. But yet, you give Giraldo Rivera and that other chick the first 15 minutes of every Friday episode to gossip about whatever court cases are making headlines.
It’s stupid.
Oh, and when you want to talk about a controversial topic, try getting a counter-point from someone who can form a properly educated response. I get the feeling that on most occasions, you two send a producer out onto the streets of New York to find the first available person with an opinion on a certain subject matter and you throw them in the “Expert” chair.
You are not Regis and Kelly, so please stop trying.
Thank you,
ErnieBot
