Dear Ms. Simpson,
You are incredibly irrelevant. You sing crappy songs, you are an even crappier actress, I can’t understand why your head moves around so much when you talk, and you’re pretty much known for being the busty blond who is too stupid to know what Chicken of the Sea is.
You say your stupidness is just an act, which I honestly find more offensive than if you were just a plain idiot. I can understand if you’re a stupid woman…I mean you are from Texas…but it pretty insulting to all women when you say its an act. It’s as if you are fully aware of how awful an entertainer you are, so you resort to making an ass out of yourself (and out of all women everywhere) in order to be famous. Way to perpetuate the stereotype that women can’t make it on smarts alone.
And don’t think for one minute that I am one of those fat, stuffy, jealous types that only say bad things about you in order to stifle my own insecurities. I am a very good looking woman. In fact, I may be that rare type that can get away with being hot and smart. So even though I don’t have your millions of dollars or your celebrity status or your steady rotation of hot, young men, at least I know what a fucking can of tuna is.
Get a clue.
ErnieBot
