A letter to the Creators of The Clapper

Dear Creative Team Behind the Genius that is the Clapper,

So, over the years you have developed various forms of your original Clapper product.  Now I’m recently seeing ads for your new Clapper Plus, which comes with a remote control.

OK, I understand the need for a remote…if your sitting down, feeding your baby like that uber-bitch in your commercial, then you may want to use the remote.  But my question for you is: why on earth would you want a remote to stick on your wall, much like the teenager in your ad does.

Isn’t a remote mounted on the wall pretty much the same thing as a light switch?

ErnieBot