A letter to “New York”

Dear Ms. New York,

So you chose Tailor Made. Of course you did…he’s the twat with the money.

I don’t want to watch your show. It’s really really awful. You do a damn good job of perpetuating the stereotype that women just want a man who will take care of them financially. You want someone who will buy you diamonds and shower you with fake adoration. I guess a TV dating show is the perfect place to find that.

Thing is, you have sucked me in with all you idiocity. I watched the damn show. I watched you continually choose sucker after sucker each week and in the end, you wind up with the spineless doof with the big bank account.

Let’s just see how long this one will last…..

ErnieBot