A letter to Jamie Lynn Spears

Dear Jamie Lynn Spears,

Congrats.  You are now officially on the fast track to out-trashing your older sister!

I can understand your need to step out from under her shadow….I too am the younger sister to a talented older sibling.  OK, so in my case its an older brother who was just a little too good at sports and became a bit of a local celebrity….not hard when you live in a small town.  You on the other hand have to deal with an international superstar sister who got by on tits and ass and not on talent.  Regardless, there are about 900 other ways you can make a name for yourself.  I think you were on the right track, having your own Nickelodeon show and all.  You REALLY didn’t have to go get knocked up.  Remember, just because everyone else in Hollywood is popping out children doesn’t mean you have to follow suit.  Babies are more than just a trend, sweetheart.

ErnieBot