Dear Ad Executives,
Whoever came up with the idea of this commercial is a fucking dick!
There’s a few glaringly obvious things wrong with this commercial. First of all, fucking up one credit card years ago does not automatically disqualify you for a home loan. With lenders being so eager to dish out home loans these days, I find it very hard to believe that it’s impossible to get a loan.
Second of all, if a house was that damn important to this guy, why didn’t he get a loan on his own and buy a house before he even met his “dream girl?” Oh, probably because he couldn’t afford the payments on a house with only his income?
It’s also incredibly insulting to a person like me (who will openly admit having credit issues in the past) to insinuate that a guys “dream girl” has flawless credit. I’m perfectly worthy of a man’s affection even though I still have some debt to straighten out, OK?
Obviously this ad was created by a group of masochistic assholes in power suits who drink $12 martinis on their lunch breaks.
Fuck off,
ErnieBot
Plus, you ever try to get a free credit report from them? No. No free credit report. You gotta join their exclusive member rewards deluxe credit report getting club, for thirty bucks or whatever. How is that shit even legal? Fuck that website.