A letter to Bret Easton Ellis

Dear Mr Ellis,

When are you going to let Hollywood stop butchering your books into movies?

I just read that “The Informers” is being made into a movie starring Billy Bob Thorton.  I can’t help but think of what a mess they’re going to turn that into.

I love your books.  I hate the chopped up hack versions that they get turned into once made into a movie however.  (Less Than Zero made me lose my lunch just a little bit.  Who’s idea was is to take three character names and re-write the ENTIRE fucking book? Lame)

But I guess I shouldn’t get too far ahead of myself.  Maybe it’ll turn out OK.

Until then, I’ll keep my fingers crossed!

ErnieBot